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flamingno:

the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared

flamingno:

the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

empty-netter:

male giraffes will headbutt a female giraffe over and over in the bladder until she pees, then taste the pee to see if she is ovulating. if she is, they’ll mate and if you don’t think that’s beautiful then you’re right because it’s actually pretty disgusting

saberspinner:

slayyyy herrrrrrrr

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kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

  • tv:

    all fat people are clumsy, eat all the time and have poor self control. sometimes they are funny, but they never have a lot of friends and nobody could ever be attracted to them in any way. All beautiful people are thin.

  • magazines:

    celebrities share their weight loss tips! here's how to get a beach body! why has this celebrity let themself go so much and gained weight?

  • society :

    thin people are beautiful! Thin equals fit and healthy! Fat people are lazy, sloppy, gluttonous, and disgusting! They should take better care of themselves, they're a burden to society!

  • thin people:

    well we're just concerned for your health!

  • 1 song:

    fuck those skinny bitches

  • thin people:

    UMMM EXCUSE ME THAT'S THIN SHAMING!!! WE DESERVE BODY POSITIVITY TOO!

mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

cynicallys:

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